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grimelords:

I want to make an infomercial where it’s not clear what the guy’s selling. Like he’s demonstrating how powerful this vacuum is by sucking up a bowling ball but then he starts showing you how strong the bowling ball is by dropping it on some knives, but then he’s showing how the knives haven’t been damaged at all by using them to cut through some shoes and it goes on and on for two hours then just loops back to the start while a number flashes on screen the whole time and if you call it it just echoes whatever you say back to you.

infomercial gothic

(via averagefairy)

weylandkonami:

happy pride to all my friends and a happy kia summer sales event to all my straight friends

(via luaren)

zintersoldier:

anyone else have a heart thats too soft….. a marshmallow heart…… tempur-pedic mattress heart…. a cotton candy heart…..

(via subtractivecolors)

forcedintostarwars:

I’m glad Star Wars Day exists so that I can have a whole day to devote to Star Wars…Not that I don’t do that every day anyway it’s just nice that it’s socially acceptable today.

(via feldip-hills)

justsomeantifas:

happy international workers day @the working class

shit on a capitalists car or something, do something to treat yourself after work cause not like most of you are getting this day off.

(via teethofgod)